(Dark Moon Ritual Dec. 1, 2024)

Suggested materials are:

• a candle
• a lighter or matches
• a piece of paper
• a writing instrument

Though if you lack any of these you can simply follow along on the video stream. The candle will be lit in the ritual, so keep it at hand for now.

*If you are not a member but are interested in getting involved, you can find a link to our [Capital Area Satanists’] Discord at CapitalAreaSatanists.org

Credits

• Opening and Closing of Ritual: The Organizers of Capital Area Satanists
• The Malediction Against Evil Empires: Piper Furiosa (Inspired by Greek Curse Tablets & Archbishop Gavin Dunbar’s “Monition of Cursing”)
• Performed and Filmed By: Felo de Se and Piper Furiosa
• Video Editing: Piper Furiosa

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Full ritual text:

Greetings and welcome to the latest in our cycle of lunar rituals. 

Suggested materials are: 

• a candle 
• a lighter or matches 
• a piece of paper 
• a writing instrument 

Though if you lack any of these you can simply follow along on the video stream. The candle will be lit in the ritual, so keep it at hand for now. 

We will get started in just a moment. 

Find a seated position where you can rest comfortably for an extended duration. (pause a moment) 

Let us begin. 

Casting the circle / calling the quarters / invocations 

Take a deep breath, and let it out slowly. 

Allow yourself to settle into this moment, feeling the support of the earth beneath you. 

Allow yourself to feel firmly grounded in place. Strong and immovable by any will but your own. 

You may now light your candle. 

With the lighting of this flame, honor the gift of knowledge bestowed upon you and which you carry forward with you. 

[Participants each light their candle]

With the ringing of the bell, feel the space around you, already a tenuous material reality, detach itself from the mundane world. Creating room for your own inner world to briefly manifest outward. 

As within so without. 

[ring bell 3 times]

A Malediction Against Evil Empires To Avenge The Earth & All Her Beings 

[Officiants to light appropriate candles]

We call to you, Erdgeists and Zamin (/Zuh-mean/), 
You who can bring down rocks and mudslides, 
You who can rend the plates of the earth in two. 
Hear us! Answer our call! 

We call to you, Harpies and Venti (/vent-eye/), 
You who raise lightning and thunder, blasts and blows, 
You who birth great tempestuous storms. 
Hear us! Answer our call! 

We call to you, Undines and Sirens, 
You who can drown men in waters, 
You overthrow ships of war, 
You with power over winds and seas. 
Hear us! Answer our call! 

We call to you, Vulcanus and Salamandras, 
You who turn all human works to ash, 
You who burn with molten liquid earth. 
Hear us! Answer our call! 

We call to you, Hyldemoers (/Hilda-moors/) and Hamadryades (/Ham-uh-dry-uh-dees/)
You who control things that grow, 
You who withhold from the greedy and rapacious. 
Hear us! Answer our call!

We call to you, Banshees and Keres (/care-ease/), 
You who rule the deadlands 
You who guard dead souls sent from firefights or famine . Hear us! Answer our call! 

We call to you, Satan & all the legions of hell, 
You rebellious damned 
You who share our burning drive for justice. 
Hear us! Answer our call! 

We have begged your presence today so that you will aid us in this curse: 

We curse: 

All tyrannical politicians, here far and away. 
All fascist foot soldiers, here and far away. 
All ruthless robber barons, here and far away. 
All wealth and land hoarders, here and far away. 
All bloody colonial empires, here and far away. 
All those who aid oppression, here and far away. 
All those who harm other beings, here far and away. 

May all the malevolent wishes and curses ever known, 
since the beginning of the world to this very hour, 
land upon them. 

May the malediction of Lucifer and all his fellows, 
a torture that burns without ceasing, 
land upon them. 

May the fire and sword that falls unfairly over Gaza and Lebanon
stop them from the quietude of the grave 
until they forebear and make amends. 

May the evil that needlessly falls upon Congo and Syria, 
fall on them for the vicious slaughter
that they commit daily. 

May the thunder and lightning 
which rained down upon Valencia and Indonesia,
Which flooded Albion and Éire (/Air-uh/)
rain down upon them 
and flood them for their open evil. 

May all the plagues that fell upon the earth, 
causing so much needless affliction, 
instead fall upon them, 
their places, 
their lands, 
their livelihoods. 

May the waters of the Nahr al-ʾUrdunn (/na-har al ur-dun/),
and all other waters which they use, 
drown them, as the Titan, 
built with ill-gotten gains, 
drowned in its own hubris. 

May the earth open and cleave, 
May soil and mud slide their world away, 
just as it swallowed Ashville and Talisay. 

May the wildfire that reduced 
Australia and Canada and California 
to ash 
burn and consume them daily, 
for their choices dry our lands into kindling. 

And may all the vengeance that ever was taken since the world began, 
fall on them for their openly evil ways, 
their senseless slaughter 
and shedding of innocent blood.

We curse them going and We curse them returning;
We curse them standing and We curse them sitting;
We curse them eating and We curse them drinking;
We curse them rising, and We curse them lying; 
We curse them at home, We curse them away; 
We curse them within the house, We curse them outside the house;
We curse their friends and their cronies, 
their toadies and their lackeys; 
We curse all who assist and enable, 
deny or ignore, 
& in any way do not oppose their deeds. 

We bring ill wishes upon: 
their halls & their chambers, 
their kitchens & studies, 
their garages & their transports, 
their lawns & their gardens, 
their businesses & their meeting halls, 
their tech & their investments; 
We bring ill wishes on all the goods and houses 
necessary for their sustenance and welfare. 

We sever and part them 
from the rest of humanity, 
and deliver them immediately 
to the void, 
the silence, 
the isolation. 
They will call out, 
and none shall hear them. 

We bar their entrance of all places they come to;
and We forbid all good people to hear their conversation
or to comfort them of their suffering, 
until they are first humbled by this curse.

We forbid all hearts that love justice to have any company with them: 
No eating 
No drinking 
No speaking 
No praying 
No lying 
No going 
No standing, 
Nor being with them in any other deed-doing,
under the pain that all betrayers feel 
when their deceit becomes known. 

We curse: 

their head 
and all the hairs of their head; 
their face 
their brain 
their innermost thoughts 
their mouth 
their nose 
their tongue 
their teeth 
their forehead 
their shoulders 
their chest 
their back 
their heart 
their stomach 
their guts 
their gonads 
their womb 
their seed 
their arms 
their legs 
their hands 
their feet
and every part of their body, 
from the top of their head 
to the soles of their feet, 
Before 
and behind, 
Within 
and without. 

And, finally, 
we condemn them to be jailed in the deepest pit,
full of all the refuse and excrement on earth,
and there they shall remain 
with stinging flies 
and scavenger bugs 
eating their flesh 
while they still live. 

Then, 
when we have rounded up all their fellows,
we condemn their bodies 
to the gallows of The Hague, 
first to be executed for their crimes, 
then ripped and torn by dogs and swine,
and other wild beasts, 
All vicious creatures of the world. 

And when their candle 
their light of life 
goes from our sight, 
we condemn their souls 
to go without any union 
with any good result 
that is beyond this world. 
Nor shall their souls 
return to the cycle of life 
while they make no satisfaction
and no penance.
We condemn their good reputation,
if they have any left, 
to be stricken from the world, 
any good that was from them 
to be forgotten for all eternity, 
with only the warning tale 
of their foul deeds remaining 
in this world 
and any beyond it. 

We condemn them to all of this
and any ill more that can be summoned 
until they forebear their open crimes, 
rise from this terrible cursing, 
and make satisfaction 
and penance. 

To seal this curse, all of us who hear this malediction,
who curse these wrongdoers, 
we will pledge a sacrifice of our time and effort
to the cause of justice. 
We will choose a singular action we will partake of
not just once, but regularly, 
and one that requires great effort and will.
An action that aids the fight 
against these wrongdoers 
and balms the results 
of their oppressive misdeeds. 

We will write our pledges on this paper, 
understanding that the curse only gets its power if these deeds are done, 
not just inked on pulp. 

[long pause for participants to write]

Now we fold this paper 3 times. 
By the power of 3 times 3, 
Let this curse come to be. 
By the power of 3 times 3, 
Let this curse come to be. 
By the power of 3 times 3, 
Let this curse come to be. 

[long pause for participants to fold] 

We will place our pledges in our left shoe, 
to act as a stone underfoot 
as we walk our daily path, 
spurring us to action 
and reminding us we must act 
to be worthy of all we ask. 

[long pause for participants to put in shoe or to put near their shoe for later] 

So all sayeth we, 
attended to by those of great power, 
shall now be done. 

[pause]

We now release you and offer our thanks 

Satan & all legions of hell 

Banshees and Keres (/care-ease/)

Hyldemoers (/Hilda-moors/) and Hamadryades (/Ham-uh-dry-uh-dees/)
Vulcanus and Salamandras 
Undines (/un-deans/) and Sirens 
Harpies and Venti (/vent-eye/)
Erdgeists and Zamins (/Zuh-mean/) 

Our gratitude goes with you! Hail and farewell. 

Hail and farewell. 

Extend gratitude to yourself for setting aside this moment of intentionality and will. If you so choose, repeat to yourself:
“I am at the center. 
I am the center. 
There is no god where I am.” 

I am at the center. 
I am the center. 
There is no god where I am.” 

Ringing of the Bell 

With the ringing of this bell, 
return to the rational world 
renewed by your retreat from it 
and stronger in any resolve gathered, 
ready to work your will 
by the growing moonlight of the next lunar cycle. 

[Rings bell 3 times]

Go well and be safe. May the devil take you and keep you. Hail Satan! 

Hail Satan! 

So it is done.

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