Abortion, The Satanic Temple

May 6, 2022

The Satanic Temple cannot help you get an abortion, and it does not deserve your support

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When members of The Satanic Temple see criticism of them and their failed efforts in the name of abortion rights, they often say, “Well, at least they’re doing something.”

Yes, what they’re doing is actively making things worse and making money off of it.

“The Satanic Temple is not going to save you.”

Imani Gandy, Senior Editor of Law and Policy for Rewire.News
Texas Equal Access Fund, abortion access fund and a plaintiff in ACLU lawsuit
Yellowhammer Fund, Alabama-based abortion access fund

In addition, smaller organizations, activists, and legal scholars have been even more direct.

Mia Brett has a PhD in American legal history from Stony Brook University, with a focus on race and gender construction
Volunteer clinic escorts in Louisville Kentucky
Online abortion accompaniment collective

Perhaps just as importantly, we are not aware of any actual abortion access organizations, providers, or clinic escorts that have good things to say about them; if they were so helpful and effective, you might think someone somewhere would.

More yet, former prominent TST members like former head of the Reproductive Rights Campaign Jex Blackmore and artist Artetak have spoken out about not spreading misinformation that TST can help people.

Jex Blackmore, abortion activist and former TST national spokesperson, appearing in “Hail Satan?” film
Kate “Artetak” Logan, prominent “Kawaii Satanism” artist and former TST Atlanta chapter member
Evie Breedlove, “The Satanic Housewife“, former TST Austin member (transcript)

So have even leftist Satanic orgs that were never former members, although plenty of those as well after what happened in 2018.

The Satanic Temple Is Engulfed in a Civil War Over a Decision to Hire an Attorney With a Stable of Alt-Right Clients by Anna Melan, Aug. 7, 2018
Anna Merlan for Jezebel

To be clear: The Satanic Temple have lost all of their abortion-related lawsuits so far.

Cases involving The Satanic Temple as of April 2022 (via The.Satanic.Wiki)

As of January 2022, the only partial exception was the Texas suit from before the Texas bounty bill went into effect. That suit has already had the Religious Freedom Restoration Act claim dismissed and been stayed till June 2022. Nevertheless, TST announced—and fundraised at least $200,000 off of!—the promise they’d sue Texas about something, but so far nothing has happened and TST likely has use for the money in their many other ongoing, struggling lawsuits.

[Edit: In February 2022, The Satanic Temple did file a challenge to SB8 in state court but with the same “Ann Doe” from the previous year who had already gotten her abortion by the time the “bounty bill” came into effect; therefore, it was not clear what standing they would actually be able to assert. In 2015, the federal “Mary Doe” case in Missouri was dismissed due to lack of standing because she was no longer pregnant by a few days, a decision upheld on appeal.]

To take a moment to understand why, it might be worth looking at the state-court Mary Doe case which lost at every level, including unanimously at the Missouri State Supreme Court, but the chief justice’s concurring opinion stated the issue very clearly at its most fundamental level:

December 2020 roadside billboard campaign: “Our religious Abortion Ritual Averts Many State Restrictions”.

“Is it possible that a member of the Satanic Temple can successfully challenge laws against abortion based on a religious belief in bodily autonomy? Yes, it is possible. But I suspect that the state would have the better argument,” Samuel D. Brunson, the Georgia Reithal professor at the Loyola University Chicago School of Law, wrote. “As much as we want an easy, costless way to deal with potential anti-abortion laws in a post-Roe world, something that seems easy and slick and too cute by half is probably not going to work.”

The simple, and urgent, takeaway is that no one should rely on The Satanic Temple to get an abortion because their marketing does not match their reality.

 In fact, based on past history like the Temple’s first abortion client Mary Doe, relying on TST is probably the worst thing a person could do.

When it comes to The Satanic Temple, there’s always more and it’s always worse, but again, don’t take our word for it.

The Satanic Temple
Paid for by THE SATANIC TEMPLE  · 
Abortion laws in TX violate our religious rights and TST has taken legal action. If TX judges abide by the Constitution and legal precedent, then those who share our deeply held beliefs will be exempt from the state’s inappropriate efforts to restrict access to abortion services.
In many states, abortion would be prohibited if Roe v. Wade is overturned. 
TST has been taking legal action to secure our religious rights, even in worst-case scenarios.
We will continue to advocate for TST members' reproductive freedom!
Support today!
September 2021 Facebook advertisement of earlier roadside billboard campaign.

Many women and nonbinary people who have spoken out about problems among TST’s leadership as a persistent issue, although from top people this has slowed down in recent years, likely due to TST threatening critics with legal action for supposedly violating Non-Disparage Agreements they forced top people to sign (and yes, continue to use):

This is exhausting but non-exhaustive.

When people say, “At least The Satanic Temple is doing something about abortion”, this narrative requires you to not look at what TST is actually doing. This narrative requires you to not see whether, as Gandy, Dr. Brett, and others said, it’s making things worse.

This narrative requires you to not care if money is being well-spent or self-dealt.

This narative requires you to not care what those who actually are doing work on protecting abortion access think of an organization led by a guy who used to proudly proclaim the need for forced sterilization and mandatory abortions in the name of IQ-based eugenics.

Full transcript and audio for context

To them, scrutiny and expectations of specificity are regarded as persecution and slander.

It sucks that it isn’t true—that there isn’t a magic bullet of hypocrisy or “facts and logic” we can use to protect our bodily autonomy. It really does.

But that’s the way it is, and defenders of The Satanic Temple who remain very emotionally invested in this idea and the “brand” of TST will likely literally call it defamation to point all of this out, but they will be unable to point to anything specifically, actually inaccurate with it beyond accusing their critics of being biased.

Hail Satan.

Yellowhammer Fund graphic: "The Satanic Temple is not the last hope for abortion access"
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