November 15, 2023

Why did The Satanic Temple lose its Indiana abortion lawsuit?

Assessing TST’s case

How badly did The Satanic Temple lose their Indiana abortion-ban lawsuit? Incredibly badly.

FINAL JUDGMENT PURSUANT TO FED. R. CIV. PRO. 58
Pursuant to the Order granting Defendants' Motion to Dismiss the First Amended Complaint on October 25, 2023, the Court now enters FINAL JUDGMENT in favor of Defendants and against Plaintiff such that Plaintiff’s claims against Defendants are DISMISSED for lack of jurisdiction without leave to amend, and Plaintiff shall take nothing by way of its First Amended Complaint.

This is very much, “You lose! Good day, sir!” in court speak.

So, how did we get here?

Well, the state of Indiana argued that none of that stuff about the Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA), Fifth, Fourteenth, or Thirteenth Amendments mattered because The Satanic Temple didn’t do the basic work of establishing standing.

As we mentioned on the first page, the “irreducible constitutional minimum” of standing is that:

  • the plaintiff has suffered concrete injury;
  • that injury is fairly traceable to actions of the defendant; and
  • it must be likely—not speculative—the injury will be redressed by a favorable decision.

If you don’t do these basic things, nothing else matters because the court has to have some way to sift through matters they can decide and those they can’t decide.

They are not “technicalities of law”; this is the fundamental, bare minimum of working in the courts.

More to the point, The Satanic Temple often fails even when it is given every benefit of the doubt; that is, even when the court accepts its claims as true (despite TST often making claims eventually shown to be fallacious).

The exception is when something like standing is challenged because then the Temple, as Plaintiff, has to affirmatively show they do deserve to bring the suit.

In other words, The Satanic Temple can’t just do what it so often does in media, to its sycophantic membership, or in other aspects of its complaint. It can’t DECLARE! something and be believed absent supporting evidence.

But, standing is a very basic thing. If TST can’t show it, it has no business suing the state, or at least the court has no business allowing it to continue.

It’s going to come back up in this case that there is much more to challenge than just the latest law. TST is not solely prevented from doing what it claims it wants to do because of S.B. 1.

Now we move on to look at The Satanic Temple’s New Mexico telehealth abortion clinic with the liberal catnip name of “Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic”.

Most news coverage doesn’t get much further than repeating that it exists and “outrages” someone. But the court is actually examining what it is and does because that’s important.

As it comes to the New Mexico Telehealth clinic, we pointed out long ago that the actual business registration probably would not hold up to scrutiny due to the use of fake names.

But we’ve also said “The Satanic Temple cannot help you get an abortion, and it does not deserve your support.”

This is still true, even with the telehealth clinic.

As you may notice, you have to be in New Mexico and have a mailing address there to use it, and New Mexico is a place where abortion is legal — a place where established, financially transparent organizations already exist as better options.

Something that will come up as an issue is that The Satanic Temple needs some connection to Indiana if it’s to claim that a federal court in Indiana should be hearing this case.

“We’re one of the places people in New Mexico can get abortion pills mailed from” will not suffice to make that connection.

Again, there are some… “novel” arguments that The Satanic Temple argued in this case. The “Takings Clause” one about “providing no compensation for the value of occupying a woman’s reproductive system” remains absolutely wild, even though TST failed to set up the case well enough to actually get to it.

You have to wonder what even success would have looked like here. The state paying people some marginal amount for their forced births but only if the pregnant person could affirmatively prove it was unwanted and they were planning to be surrogate in the next nine months?

The judge goes on to highlight The Satanic Temple’s enormous chutzpah about how it thinks it ought to able to act in court.

So, it’s already incredibly bold and presumptuous for The Satanic Temple to compare themselves to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. But if there was ever a time where the leadership of the NAACP used pseudonyms to protect their identities, please point us to that.

The order is going to talk about NAACP v. Alabama in more detail later, but it’s notable that The Satanic Temple is unwilling to go on the record with anyone’s government name, other than their attorneys. It’s that dangerous to be identified and associated with TST, they’re claiming.

We’d point out that The Satanic Temple is much less circumspect about blasting out into the public the personal information of Satanists TST dislikes, such as ourselves, such as critics who speak to the media, or others they target like the Satanic Housewife. Contact info like home address.

The Satanic Temple is telling the court, “It’s so dangerous to be identified as a Satanist in this political climate, we won’t even use the real name of our owners!” But TST loves to go on Fox News to talk about the After School Satan clubs they invite other people’s children to come attend at a specific time and place known to the public.

Basically, Cevin Soling and Doug Misicko are rank cowards, is what we’re saying, and the rest of the “leadership” of The Satanic Temple is little better. If you want to claim you’re a “bona fide religion”, drop the fake names and have some basic accountability like everyone else.

The court ends up not especially happy with TST about this either.

In the part of the case where The Satanic Temple should have been focusing on shoring up standing to make sure they could even get to the so-called “underlying substance”, TST instead was focused on covering the ass of its leaders and keeping them from any accountability or scrutiny.

The Temple was given plenty of opportunity to amend its case and submit good evidence. Instead, it refused to identify any real people involved in their organization and tried to make a probability-based argument.

The court moves on to examine the idea that The Satanic Temple meets the standard of “associational standing”; however, the injury being suffered “must be ‘specific’ to an ‘identified member.’ “

As we mentioned above, an important difference with the NAACP was that Alabama was coming after it for its membership lists and the executives still named themselves.

Is The Satanic Temple really more at risk than Black civil rights orgs in the 1950s? Really?

The court opinion does not ever get into this, but to even reach that claim of having 11,000 members in the state of Indiana, you have to accept that signing up for an online newsletter with your email account one time and not going back to a separate page to affirmatively revoke that membership (unsubscribing doesn’t cut it!) is in any way meaningful.

A footnote at the end of this portion points out, as we have in the past, that the thing a serious litigant is supposed to do if they fear a member being targeted is use a particular person suffering the injury but protect that person with a pseudonym — as The Satanic Temple has already done in (failed) abortion lawsuits!

Back to the main body text, wherein the judge follows up on a citation and corrects TST’s attempted misapplication of a quote from an appellate court’s opinion:

Not helping TST’s argument is they do this for everyone on their side of the suit, not just one special exception. The pseudonymous “Dr. J.D.” was at least identified to the court, but they are “not employed by, or contracted with, the Clinic; when asked to identify such licensed physicians, the Satanic Temple answered ‘none.’ “

With so many other deficiencies already, this is going to hurt TST.

“These calculated allegations do not inspire confidence.”

Oof.

Having read some reactions of outraged TST members, this is something they really need to understand about law. It’s not enough that The Satanic Temple probably has a member who suffered injury: they need one actually.

This section concludes with the statement “The Satanic Temple has failed to prove by a preponderance of the evidence the facts necessary to support associational standing.”

If the Temple actually had 11,000 members in Indiana, presumably it would not have been impossible or even especially difficult to locate one of them who had become involuntarily pregnant and was willing to work with TST to file a lawsuit while pregnant to establish standing and get the case started. But TST did not do that, so all of the “common sense” arguments about how abortion bans hurt actual people could not factor in. This is a failing of TST, not the judge hearing their case.

Moving on to The Satanic Temple’s standing itself, you see that 303 Creative — the case of the Colorado website designer who claimed her rights were being violated by having to create works that recognized same-sex marriage — was brought up by the state of Indiana. Despite this, many critical lay people who did not bother to read the opinion brought the case up on their own as a supposed example of the unfair double standard TST has to face compared with evangelicals and other Christians.

A key detail is that the website designer was suing on behalf of harm done directly to their business. The business was not suing on behalf of a hypothetical harmed person; it was already itself the supposed injured party involved in the lawsuit. There also was no disagreement that Colorado was going to enforce its own anti-discrimination law against the business because of the owner’s established position (of bigotry).

The fallacious claim involving a nonexistent gay couple’s request ostensibly sparking the website designer’s need to challenge the anti-discrimination suit was discovered by a journalist long after the Supreme Court had already heard it, hence no dissenting opinions referenced it, and the state of Colorado didn’t bother to argue it wasn’t going to enforce the law against her, so that wasn’t really in dispute.

Now, absolutely, that’s a shameful case, but here as the opinion notes, The Satanic Temple never bothered to move beyond, “We might have a member who might want to become pregnant for reasons of surrogacy and be prevented from doing so” or “we might want to open a telehealth clinic in Indiana some day“.

Again, in contrast to 303 Creative we see that The Satanic Temple can’t use itself as a harmed party in Indiana over Indiana laws because it hasn’t taken steps to make its actions directly relevant to Indiana.

The state is arguing that it isn’t any one thing standing in the way of TST opening up a telehealth abortiion clinic in Indiana, which is very different from a website designer with a business set up pointing to one nondiscrimination law as an impediment to her (and her desire to run a bigoted public business).

The state of Colorado was definitely going to “injure” the business in 303 Creative by applying its antidiscrimination law, which is how pre-enforcement is able to work. Legitimate abortion clinics have long used the same mechanism to challenge new anti-abortion laws targeting them. There’s nothing scandalous or hypocritical about that.

We’re going to need to emphasize this a bit more:

Again, the contrast with 303 Creative is made direct and explicit:

So, not having any particular Indiana members they can show and not having any specific Indiana business they can point to for injury, The Satanic Temple tried to get there another way: by having their New Mexico telehealth clinic but barriers in Indiana, TST’s mission was frustrated.

But that dog won’t hunt.

The Satanic Temple further hurt its argument by not challenging all of the relevant laws at the appropriate time.

There may have been some constraint on the Temple, but TST’s lawyers also don’t operate in this field and may not have been aware of what they actually needed to do here.

Basically, “You challenged the wrong law here, because even if this one were overturned in your favor, what you want would still be illegal, so it would change nothing, making this not a redressable issue for the court, as you have framed it.”

However “further proceedings” sections really reads like a fed up judge going to town saying, “The Satanic Temple had no idea what the fuck they were doing, and went about everything in completely the wrong way.”

Ouch. But the judge keeps going.

In summary, please stop giving these people your money and support.

TST is full of fucking clowns, including their legal team.

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