Articles

All Popes Are Bastards

The bad news about the new pope is that he’s Catholic There is a new pope: Chicago-born Robert Francis Prevost now holds the Keys of Heaven as Pope Leo XIV. Yes, there are some people who are relieved right now, and maybe some Catholics are even celebrating their new Deep Dish Pontiff. That’s their right, […]

May 8, 2025

image of new pope Robert Prevost, now Leo XIV with bones behind him and text "All Popes Are Bastards"

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Anarcho-Satanism

The Church of Satan can’t admit Anton LaVey was a plagiarist

Or: “Boy, a hit dog will holler, won’t it?“ Let’s just be up front that despite referencing mainly Church of Satan apostate and Temple of Set founder Michael Aquino, it’s obvious that the “Magister Kevin L. Slaughter” article “Anton LaVey and the Right of Might” was written and published to the Church of Satan website […]

April 24, 2025

Dril quote "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad." edited to be from the Church of Satan twitter account Screenshot of article title and opening quote: Anton LaVey and the Right of Might by Magister Kevin I. Slaughter “Might is right, and that is all there is to it... One man cannot wrong another man. He can only wrong himself.” —Wolf Larsen, The Sea Wolf (Jack London, 1904), Chapter 8

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Church of Satan

Anton LaVey was a mediocre douchebag

 Or: “How the Church of Satan founder was a piece of shit in lots of boring ways, too” The original title for this was “Satanic rule of earth #9: Do not harm little children*” but then it expanded on us as a project. We’re going to talk about three things in order, with the purpose […]

April 19, 2025

picture of anton lavey holding a snake with text overlay " 'But have you considered: what if a child consents?' —LaVey, probably"

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Church of Satan

[Capital Area Satanists] Pink Full Moon

(Full Moon Ritual April 10, 2025) “Let us walk on… We are but a little way in the forest, yet.” Pink Full Moon Ritual10 p.m. Eastern/7 p.m. PacificSaturday, April 12, 2025 Full ritual text Piper: Greetings and welcome to the latest in our cycle of lunar rituals.  Suggested materials are: Though if you lack any […]

April 10, 2025

A picture of a pink moon with the quote text superimposed on top of it: “Let us walk on…We are but a little way in the forest, yet." 10 p.m. Eastern/7 p.m. Pacific Saturday, April 12, 2025 Pink Full Moon Ritual

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Guest Article, Ritual

[Ave Satanas Podcast] S2E7: Queer As Satanic Folk

In today’s episode, Jack sits down with David from Queer Satanic to talk about SLAPP suits, and how much satanism is “too much” Satanism. We also find the oversized belt buckle in the bible belt. Thank you to Jack and Free Society Satanists of the Global Order of Satan for having me (David) on to […]

April 5, 2025

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Anarcho-Satanism, Guest Article, Lawsuits

Satanists do not turn the other cheek

Some context for what happened today inside the Kansas State capitol There will be people making lots of claims about what happened inside the Kansas State Capitol today and what led to The Devil Of Kansas (Michael Stewart) getting tackled by state police, arrested, and charged with a crime, along with two other members of […]

March 28, 2025

"Satanists do not turn the other cheek" as Michael Stewart edited to have glowing red eyes defends himself from a Christian Nationalist domestic terrorist

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Lawyers Are Expensive, Ritual

[Capital Area Satanists] Dark Moon

(Dark Moon Ritual March 29, 2025) Join us Saturday night as we continue the uncoiling of the Year of the Snake with this month’s Dark Moon Ritual 10 p.m. Eastern / 7 p.m. Pacific, Friday, March 29, 2025 Full ritual text Piper:  Greetings and welcome to the latest in our cycle of lunar rituals. We’re […]

March 27, 2025

Overlay text: "Dark Moon Ritual, 10 p.m. Eastern time, 7 p.m. Pacific time, Saturday, march 29, 2025." Image: black and white image of a dark, black moon in the sky over the shadows of trees.

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Guest Article, Ritual

Bloomberg: “Satanic Temple’s Idaho Abortion Ban Appeal Looks Likely to Fail”

Title comes from this Bloomberg writeup by Mary Anne Pazanowski that probably is paywalled, but as you can tell, their reporter’s read was pretty negative: A panel of Ninth Circuit judges on Wednesday appeared unlikely to give the Satanic Temple another shot at suing Idaho over measures that bar it from providing abortion care to […]

March 26, 2025

Doug "Lucien Greaves" Misicko upside down with open mouth saying "we suck lol" over the top part of a chart showing The Satanic Temple's legal failures as of March 2025

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Lawsuits, The Satanic Temple

UPDATE: The Satanic Temple appeals failed SLAPP against Newsweek

Frivolous libel lawsuit latest in a series for religious org that claims to support “free speech” Update April 7, 2025: True to form, The Satanic Temple has given notice it will appeal this loss and attempt to resume the litigation against the reporter as an individual again. See below. A federal district court judge in […]

March 26, 2025

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Lawsuits, The Satanic Temple

Be the “someone should do it” you want to see in the world

There are people who look at every expression of truly populist, left-wing direct action, and reflexively say, “false flag”. Particularly when it’s illegal, liberals specifically but lots of kinds of people, will want to say, “Well, that’s exactly what the powerful people want to have happen, isn’t it?” This is a pessimism in everyday people […]

March 25, 2025

Anarcho-Communist (AnCom) red/black bisected flag with an inverted pentacle in the center

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Anarcho-Satanism