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The Church of Satan can’t admit Anton LaVey was a plagiarist

Or: “Boy, a hit dog will holler, won’t it?“ Let’s just be up front that despite referencing mainly Church of Satan apostate and Temple of Set founder Michael Aquino, it’s obvious that the “Magister Kevin L. Slaughter” article “Anton LaVey and the Right of Might” was written and published to the Church of Satan website […]

April 24, 2025

Dril quote "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad." edited to be from the Church of Satan twitter account Screenshot of article title and opening quote: Anton LaVey and the Right of Might by Magister Kevin I. Slaughter “Might is right, and that is all there is to it... One man cannot wrong another man. He can only wrong himself.” —Wolf Larsen, The Sea Wolf (Jack London, 1904), Chapter 8

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Anton LaVey was a mediocre douchebag

 Or: “How the Church of Satan founder was a piece of shit in lots of boring ways, too” The original title for this was “Satanic rule of earth #9: Do not harm little children*” but then it expanded on us as a project. We’re going to talk about three things in order, with the purpose […]

April 19, 2025

picture of anton lavey holding a snake with text overlay " 'But have you considered: what if a child consents?' —LaVey, probably"

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Anton LaVey plagiarized* “Might Is Right” — here’s the proof

Anton LaVey , the founder of the Church of Satan, directly lifted passages from the 19th century proto-fascist book Might Is Right by “Ragnar Redbeard” (Arthur Desmond) and did so extensively and without credit to produce a substantial part of LaVey’s most famous and popular work The Satanic Bible, published in 1969. [skip to comparison][skip […]

March 21, 2025

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Anton LaVey was worse than you think

A cursory look at some of the Church of Satan founder’s politics and views We often criticize The Satanic Temple, and for obvious reasons. They have been suing us for more than three years, and are at present the largest, most prominent, and most popular Satanic organization in the world. When a news org wants […]

September 5, 2023

Black and white photo of Anton LaVey and Peter Gilmore standing, posing with a revolver and a rifle, respectively

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No one cares what you think a “real Satanist” is

Criticism of Satanism and Satanists tends to fall into one of only two types. The first and most common generally is just right-wing reactionary paranoia; it’s typical antisemitic tropes dressed up in horns, a tail, and handed a pitchfork to be able to be shouted openly with only people in-the-know understanding the implicit Judenhass. But […]

November 6, 2021

"Satanic antifascism" logo over AnCom flag

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No gods, no magisters

There are people who will tell you that to be a Satanist, you have to read Anton LaVey because he invented it, that no such thing existed prior to him. We would not grant that as so. The Satanisms that predated and have rejected his are quite rich. (In our estimation, much richer.) It is […]

April 2, 2021

Spongebob Squarepants reading a paper and tossing it into the fire meme. Spongebob is labeled "Satanists", Paper says "Anton LaVey wrote things every bit as bad as the religions you say you hate"

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Old Satanist yells at cloud

Reaction to Mitch Horowitz’s “Good, Clean Satanism,” a review of Anton LaVey’s “The Devil’s Notebook” It’s interesting that Mitch Horowitz found The Devil’s Notebook to be inspiring when it, along with Satan Speaks show Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey at his most obvious crankiness. A short version of late-stage LaVey can be be summed up […]

December 4, 2020

Simpsons meme of "Old Man Yells At Cloud" newspaper headline, but Grandpa Simpson has been edited to have Anton LaVey's face instead

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