Articles

All Popes Are Bastards

The bad news about the new pope is that he’s Catholic There is a new pope: Chicago-born Robert Francis Prevost now holds the Keys of Heaven as Pope Leo XIV. Yes, there are some people who are relieved right now, and maybe some Catholics are even celebrating their new Deep Dish Pontiff. That’s their right, […]

May 8, 2025

image of new pope Robert Prevost, now Leo XIV with bones behind him and text "All Popes Are Bastards"

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Anarcho-Satanism

The Church of Satan can’t admit Anton LaVey was a plagiarist

Or: “Boy, a hit dog will holler, won’t it?“ Let’s just be up front that despite referencing mainly Church of Satan apostate and Temple of Set founder Michael Aquino, it’s obvious that the “Magister Kevin L. Slaughter” article “Anton LaVey and the Right of Might” was written and published to the Church of Satan website […]

April 24, 2025

Dril quote "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad." edited to be from the Church of Satan twitter account Screenshot of article title and opening quote: Anton LaVey and the Right of Might by Magister Kevin I. Slaughter “Might is right, and that is all there is to it... One man cannot wrong another man. He can only wrong himself.” —Wolf Larsen, The Sea Wolf (Jack London, 1904), Chapter 8

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Church of Satan

Anton LaVey was a mediocre douchebag

 Or: “How the Church of Satan founder was a piece of shit in lots of boring ways, too” The original title for this was “Satanic rule of earth #9: Do not harm little children*” but then it expanded on us as a project. We’re going to talk about three things in order, with the purpose […]

April 19, 2025

picture of anton lavey holding a snake with text overlay " 'But have you considered: what if a child consents?' —LaVey, probably"

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Church of Satan

[Ave Satanas Podcast] S2E7: Queer As Satanic Folk

In today’s episode, Jack sits down with David from Queer Satanic to talk about SLAPP suits, and how much satanism is “too much” Satanism. We also find the oversized belt buckle in the bible belt. Thank you to Jack and Free Society Satanists of the Global Order of Satan for having me (David) on to […]

April 5, 2025

Promo tile from Ave Satanas podcast listing its info

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Anarcho-Satanism, Guest Article, Lawsuits

Satanists do not turn the other cheek

Some context for what happened today inside the Kansas State capitol There will be people making lots of claims about what happened inside the Kansas State Capitol today and what led to The Devil Of Kansas (Michael Stewart) getting tackled by state police, arrested, and charged with a crime, along with two other members of […]

March 28, 2025

"Satanists do not turn the other cheek" as Michael Stewart edited to have glowing red eyes defends himself from a Christian Nationalist domestic terrorist

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Lawyers Are Expensive, Ritual

[The Satanic Grotto] Black Mass at Kansas state capitol

“What did the Catholic Church ever do to you? Mirror from “The Devil of Kansas” Facebook page post by the Satanic Grotto‘s leader Michael Stewart: 6 days until I’m arrested for being a Satanist and practicing my first amendment rights. Please share. (Trigger warning, SA) So today I decided I would do something special, I […]

March 22, 2025

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Guest Article

Anton LaVey plagiarized* “Might Is Right” — here’s the proof

Anton LaVey , the founder of the Church of Satan, directly lifted passages from the 19th century proto-fascist book Might Is Right by “Ragnar Redbeard” (Arthur Desmond) and did so extensively and without credit to produce a substantial part of LaVey’s most famous and popular work The Satanic Bible, published in 1969. [skip to comparison][skip […]

March 21, 2025

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Church of Satan

Man to plead guilty to pipe-bombing Satanic Temple HQ

According to past filings, the Oklahoman believed he was sent by “Elohim” to “fight crybaby Satan” Sean Patrick Palmer of Perkins, Okla., is facing up two decades in federal prison after agreeing with prosecutors to plead guilty to an April 2024 hate-crime attack of The Satanic Temple’s Salem HQ with an improvised explosive. Federal investigators […]

March 19, 2025

a man in a mask throws a lit improvised explosive at the outside of the Satanic Temple's HQ in Salem, April 8, 2024

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The Satanic Temple

[Capital Area Satanists] Blood Worm

(Full Moon Ritual March 14, 2025) Blood Worm (Full Moon Ritual) 10 p.m. Eastern/7 p.m. Pacific, Friday, March 14, 2025 Live debut: https://twitch.tv/queersatanicYouTube: https://youtube.com/@CapitalAreaSatanists Full ritual text Piper: Greetings and welcome to the latest in our cycle of lunar rituals.  Suggested materials are: Though if you lack any of these, you can simply follow along […]

March 14, 2025

image of red tinted moon and text "Blood Worm / Full Moon Ritual" with links and times for it

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Guest Article, Ritual

[GOSPod] Episode 10 – It’s FSS, not FFS (1:30:06)

GOSPod: A Satanic podcast from Global Order of Satan UK. We’ll be talking about about modern progressive Satanism, and themes and topics regarding the place of Satanism in society, as well as generally any aspects of life from a satanic perspective, featuring interviews with members from both the UK and other Orders. We meet Jack […]

March 5, 2025

GOS Pod Episode 10: "It's FSS, Not FFS" - with logos and information for other places to listen to it

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Anarcho-Satanism, Guest Article